AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky for me that scream was not followed by the sound of metal meeting metal. Picture this: Me in my little Honda Fit approaching the junction of a Y shaped onramp to the freeway, speed approximately 60KPH, shoulder check, right, look forward and OMFG the car in front of me just stopped half on and half off the bloody lane!!!!! Swerve to right, thank the traffic gods no cars oncoming, miss car, realize the idiot didn't even notice me as he's about to pull back into the lane, step on gas and get the hell away from him and onto the highway where the traffic was sane. Holy Fuck, that was close. Good thing I have the reflexes of a 30 year old, eh? Whew.